Rooty Tooty

You have not lived until you have taken lactalose. They give it to you when you have had abdominal surgery. It is basically sugar flavored mineral oil that gets your digestive system going. It also causes abdominal cramps, bloating, and gas.
Big painful cramps. And the toots, not just  little dainty toots, we're talking true long rompers... We giggled at first but it isn't as funny a week later. My sister calls it the truckers horn blast. I call it the harley fatboy. Whatever you call it, I wish I was done with the prescription.
Today when I had my ecocardiogram, which by the way I had to wait 1.5 hours for, I was in agony trying not to evacuate the waiting room. Then we went to Jalisco for lunch, more agony, and then I realized I probably over did it. I have not been out of bed that long, but hot damn, it felt so good to be up and out even if I was having to hold em. I bought some Dauphin lotion at Woo. Tried on a shirt at Talbot's.
I am laid up on the bed now. At least I don't have to suppress the rompers...