So I throw up bile last night and today.Go to the hospital and they drain almost 2 liters of fluid off. It is nasty this time because of the tumors. I am now waiting on chemo. I was in the waiting room and was about to die. Here are some tips for being really ill.
1 if they make you sit in a chair too long. Complain! Funny how a stretcher will appear for you to lie on.
2. Don't be an ass. All the nurses talk and you will get a reputation. Trust me.
3 do not tell people with cancer about your grandmother that died of cancer. It doesn't"t help. We do not care about the dr. that treated your friend with a totally different kind of cancer. Our thought bubble is "fuck you". Especially do not do it in a waiting room full of people with cancer waiting on treatment.
4. If you have an uplifting story that will help someone's attitude, then that is ok.
5. Be prepared to wait alot. That is just part of it. Don't bitch, see #2.
ok that is it for now.
You are hilarious...even when you feel like crap. Sorry you feel so crummy, hope it gets better soon.
ReplyDeleteEllen, you always manage to make me crack a grin...I hope you have a good weekend!
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Peggy