All day long I ask why.
Why did I get sick?
why do bikini underwear fall off your ass in the checkout line at the store?
Why do the bras from Intimacy fall off your right shoulder, regardless of the brand?
Why does Kashi cereal make your pee smell funny?
Why do some of your friends abandon you when you get sick and need them the most?
Why are total strangrs so kind to you when you get cancer?
why do nonhandicapped epople park in the handicapped spaces, but only when I need one?
Why do hemroids hurt so bad?
Why does your dog get so happy to see you when all you did was put the trash out and you were gone for 2 minutes?
Why do y'all read this blog?
Why the people that profess to be the most 'christian" turn out to be the people that would screw you over in a heartbeat?
Why do dogs get so startled when they fart?
why can you gain 5 pounds in a weekend but it takes 3 months to
lose it?
on and on and on.... all day my mind wanders with this crap... aren"t you glad you are at work with something meaningful to fill your brain up with?
And some people who you want nothing to do with Will never go away .Im here . Your the love of my life and i lost you . I do not think the world will loose you tho .I think this is a ruff patch,But boy is it a doozy Ellen laugh today you and jane watch something silly and stupid and just laugh.This will help both of you .this is really good advise even if it comes from me .We love you so much. Thank you for keeping us posted
ReplyDeleteI guess that means I don't have a life since I'm reading this at 3:00 central, lol. But, I will be going to my unconventional performing job/gig in an hour.
ReplyDeleteI find myself focused on stuff that I can't change and have to remind myself that the positive stuff is more fun.
However, while standing on that pedestal and looking out at some of those tourists in my audience lately, all kinds of bizarre stuff is floating through my head, mostly about their clothing. I also ask "why is that guy wearing white socks with sandles", "Does that girl know she needs nude colored undies and not black underneath that white dress", "Oh my gosh, that's possibly the biggest ass I've ever seen crammed into a dress", "what's that girl doing with that creepy looking guy", "oh, please just get your photo and move on drunk man", and my favorite, "if you even think about putting your hand on my ass, I'll knock your block off". Then, I snap out of it and find some sweet child to focus on, lol....random thoughts from an over-worked StatueLady :)
Does Kashi cereal really make your pee smell funny?
ReplyDeleteYes stinky!
ReplyDeleteI wonder all those things too...well, except for the Kashi. Hope you are having a "better" day. You sure deserve one. Hugs and prayers coming your way.
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